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Mitt Romney Mocks Poor NASCAR Fans In Plastic Rain Ponchos
Now that Mitt Romney has barely managed to win his abandoned “home state” of Michigan, we can get back to marveling at his weird millionaire android interactions with the common folk who make up the...
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Ron Paul To Put America Back On the Chocolate Bar Standard
Ron Paul not-actual delegate (class of ’08) Garrett Quinn sends us this delightful Ron Paul promotional item, from the eccentric old man’s candy factory, which has been shrouded in secrecy ever since...
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Secret Liberal Rush Limbaugh Cleverly Kills Republican Party
Hilarious radio satirist Rush Limbaugh pulled his biggest prank on far-right AM radio listeners and the entire Republican Party last week, when he took the GOP fringe-right religious-fanatic attack on...
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Traitor Mitt Romney Helping Iran Destroy Israel, Says Ex-Mossad Chief
One thing the Republican presidential candidates love to do is talk about how they will bomb each and every Islamic Person, because the Islamic Persons might be plotting something against Israel, which...
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Local Virginia Republicans Offer ‘Armed Revolution,’ Jell-O Salad
Hey Greene County, Virginia, GOP! We bet you are down-home fellas what love your wives and neighbors and hardly ever beat your dogs. Do you perhaps have some words of wisdom for the rest of us? Maybe...
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So here is what we are having a hard time wrapping our puny girly brains around: we remember, due to oldness, when the NRA lobbied to keep Kevlar-piercing bullets legal (for those Kevlar-vested deer),...
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Alleged Sex Creep in Peter Pan Hat Is Prominent Oregon GOP Politican, Of Course
The spring season of political sex scandals, like the presidential campaigns, like the bland and uninspired bickering of Congress, like the campaign ads’ lack of demon sheep, masturbating witches and...
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